March 2012
avengedfuckingsevenfold:
dear god, the only thing i ask of you is to take care of my blog when im not around and make sure no one unfollows me o k thanks bro
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
neneleakesweave:
reblog if your tabs are always like this! <3
1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
February 2012
teacher: everybody pick a partner!
me: gets into spaceship and flies to the moon
verychanel:
money doesn’t buy happiness
it is happiness
Watchnumbsex:
i cant stop laughing omfg
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
“The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so...”
– Alan Watts (via nirvikalpa)
devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Rihanna: cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
Kidz Bop: Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit Fruit
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
