May 2012
iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
hey there delilah what’s it like in T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕ F͎͕̄Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜ DḘ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕PT̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞F͎͕̄ H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕L̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅL̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
when im famous you guys are really gonna regret not reblogging my text posts
me in every situation: im too hardcore for this
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby
blackstanlee:
I wish it was still legal to carry around swords
a lot of fuckshit wouldn’t happen if everyone had a sword on their person
richwhitelesbian:
why do i own a phone im disgusted by human contact
iphone420:
i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house
“I don’t think there’s anything better than hearing your favorite band live.”
―...”
– (via praestantes)
andasblog:
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
